«Have you noticed, » my wife asked, « that when one of America?s allies thinks it has a green light to invade somewhere, they always do it in summer ? » She was right : Iraq invaded Kuwait in August, 1990 ; Israel invaded Lebanon in July, 2006 ; Georgia invaded South Ossetia in August, 2008. Israel really did have a green light from Washington, but Saddam Hussein was catastrophically wrong, and Mikhail Saakashvili was, too.

The difference is that the US government continues to support Saakashvili even after his smash-and-grab assault on South Ossetia went so badly wrong. The Bush Administration is just trying to save face ? sending in « humanitarian aid » in US military aircraft and ships after the shooting stops, for example ? and Washington never really backed Geor-gia?s aggression. But if the Russians don?t understand that, we?re heading for a new Cold War.

That would be a very stupid way to spend the early 21st century, but the comically belligerent Vice-President Dick Cheney is not the only one declaring that « Russian aggression must not go un-answered. » The US and British media are talking as if Communists still ruled in Moscow and Russia had committed a wanton act of aggression.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain declares « We are all Georgians now » and suggests expelling the Russians from the G8. Even relatively balanced people like Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice are using Cold War analogies : « This is not 1968 and the invasion of Czechoslovakia where Russia can threaten a neighbour, occupy a capital, overthrow a government and get away with it. » She?s right about one thing ? it?s not 1968 ? but the rest is nonsense.

Russia didn?t threaten Georgia ; it responded to a surprise Georgian attack on South Ossetia, a territory where there were Russian peace-keeping troops by international agreement. It has not occupied Georgia?s capital, nor has it overthrown the government.

It is true that Moscow was unhappy about Georgia?s close ties with the Uni-ted States, which included American sponsorship of Georgia for NATO membership. It is also true that, presented with the opportunity by Saakashvili?s attack, Russia has taken advantage of it to smash his shiny new American-trained army.

It may even be true that Vladimir Putin?s government deliberately suckered Saa-kashvili into his attack by provoking him in various ways, but that is far from certain. Even if that did happen, it was still Georgia that launched an all-out assault on the enclave of South Ossetia on the night of 7 August, and Georgian peacekeeping troops who turned their weapons on their Russian colleagues.

If the Russians had not reacted as they did, Georgia would now control the whole territory, and the surviving South Osse-tians would mostly be refugees in North Ossetia. That does not give vengeful South Ossetians the right to drive the Georgian minority in the enclave out of their villages, as some reports suggest may now be happening, and it is the Russians?duty to stop it. But this is not Czechoslovakia in 1968.

Saakashvili attacked South Ossetia because he thought his American ties would frighten the Russians into silence, but in reality the United States was never going to fight a war against Russia over Georgia. So now we have the charade of the « humanitarian aid », and the brazen cheek of the US special envoy to the re-gion, Matthew Bryza, telling the BBC that the violence in the Caucasus strengthens Georgia?s case to join the NATO alliance.

« Russia, a country with 30 times the population [of Georgia] decided to roll into its much smaller neighbour and tried to roll over it, » said Bryza. « It failed to roll over Georgia, but it would never have even thought of doing this if Georgia were already a member of NATO. » Happily, this grotesque misrepresentation of the truth will carry little weight with the larger Western European members of NATO, so that isn?t going to happen.

The Russian troops will probably all be gone from Georgia within a week, and Saakashvili will also probably be gone within a year. There will be a certain chill in the air for a while, but the Cold War is not coming back. At least, not over this incident.